collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

"I had learned to take tears as a warning sign of an involvement no longer beneficial to my lifestyle" -- the Sandtiger

Personally, I prefer someone who would burn the flag and wrap themself in the Constitution over someone who would burn the Constitution and then wrap themself in the flag.

Some people flirt with disaster. I actually dated her.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, two men are called a Law Firm, and three or more are called a Congress. -- John Adams

"He ain't from Texas and he ain't a cowboy. So stop going on about Texans and Cowboys" -- Willie Nelson

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

You can have my LSD when you take it from my cold, hot, kind of warm and fuzzy, like eels dancing inside eels on the thin skin of all the windows in the world stacked on top of each other breaking in patterns of oscillating witch cackles looping backwards with lilac and lime legs opening to reveal blossoming eyes crawling towards a dying sun... hands... cold hands... cold crayons, is that skin in the crayon? -- John_Rat_Safari

"Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naïve, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as empty, meaningless or dishonest and scorn to use them. No matter how pure their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best." - Robert A. Heinlein

We will have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us -- Golda Meir

"I have about as much in common with the CEO of a Fortune 500 company as I have with my cat. It's not logical to say that I, as a man, run the world based on the fact that total strangers with similar chromosomes have excellent jobs. Yet that is exactly what many people believe." -- Scott Adams

click something. you never know what you'll learn

Cost of the war in Iraq:

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