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To a genius, an average person is a moron.

I don't care who the king is, I can always stay drunk for six months.

When "Final Exit" was on the bestsellers list I looked for it at Borders and couldn't find it on the shelves. So, I asked a waif of a salesgirl about its location. She replied to the fact that they were sold out.. at which I grabbed the edge of the counter and twisted my face into a contortions of pain and said "I NEED IT NOW!!!" That freaked her out.. hahaha.. I said: "Just joking" -- Faustus

It's my right and duty as an American citizen to curse at and/or show my buttocks to any elected authority figure. -- Cake Hunter

An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.

The wages of sin depend upon what union you belong to.

The irony is, if the Bush administration had used the alert system appropriately and responsibly, they could probably get away with cranking up the national fear level right before the election. But raising the terror alert level is now met with the same enthusiasm as a new Paris Hilton video. -- Wil Wheaton 10/30/04

Milli-helen: the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.

Vidi, vici, veni, veni oooh aahhh ummm ohhh veni. Aahh.

When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks. -- Rush Limbaugh

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