Phat boi bollock dagger

If you're a big fan of bollock daggers but have never found one quite "meaty" enough for your grip, have we got a new toy for you. The sharp blade is carbon steel peened through the Big Thick Walnut (figures, right?) bolster and sheesham hardwood (heh) hilt. Comes with a leather suspension sheath for when you need to store your bollocks away.

length: 16 1/2"
blade: 10"
blade width (base): 1 7/16"
grip and pommel: 6 1/4"
grip length: 3 3/4"
"bolster": 2 3/8" x 1 1/2"
weight (dagger): 13.1 oz
weight (dagger and sheath): 1 lb 1.1 oz

Price: $65