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Why is it that some people only care about the 2nd Amendment and will stand by silently as all the other amendments are defiled? If all of your other rights are gone, what exactly is left for you to defend with your gun?

"Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea."
--George Carlin

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and yelling "Whoa! What a ride!"

When "Final Exit" was on the bestsellers list I looked for it at Borders and couldn't find it on the shelves. So, I asked a waif of a salesgirl about its location. She replied to the fact that they were sold out.. at which I grabbed the edge of the counter and twisted my face into a contortions of pain and said "I NEED IT NOW!!!" That freaked her out.. hahaha.. I said: "Just joking" -- Faustus

A baby seal walks into a bar and the barkeep says "What'll yah have?" The baby seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian Club".

"So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War

All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat, all things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings. All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox great and small, putrid foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made them all.

When a man is tired of head butting in tournaments he is tired of life. -- Mark Griffen

If you become gentle and timid, you will never learn anything about fencing. -- Johannes Liechtenauer

No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. - Franklin D Roosevelt

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