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The Arabs may be cowardly murderers and incompetent soldiers, but boy do they have this PR thing down pat. Somehow they've managed to convince the world that an outpost of a 300 million strong linguistic/ethnic/religious group controlling 20 countries on more than a million square miles of territory has been cheated of their homeland, a tiny spit of land which happens to be the only territory owned by the Jews. -- clambam

I am doing an impression of an SCA mercenary captain circa 2013. I have a half dozen suits of armour I wear for various combat activities. I don't have persona, I have outfits. -- Nissan Maxima

When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.-- Edward Abbey

"WHAT AM I?" -- chopped liver

"We believe that this is the first time the existence of fossil vomit on a grand scale has been proven beyond reasonable doubt".

The wages of sin depend upon what union you belong to.

I am a 16th-century dwarf who narrowly escaped burning at the pinata. My hobbies include frankfurter twisting, mobile mocking, film eating and book watering. I have no known friends, although some people have tried to give me cooked guinea pigs on sticks. I distrust these people. They kind of creep me out. -- buckler

Arby's: when your hunger is stronger than your memory.

"Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid." -- Morris Udall

iuventus et pecuniam mihi necessitatem

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