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Into every life a little rain must fall..followed by large hail and damaging winds... -- Ysfael

Willful ignorance is the leading cause of Creationism in the US today.

"You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney, and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders" -- Jesse Ventura 05/11/09

Love is transient; sex is situational; happiness is a contrast; that which is good today is meaningless tomorrow.

Ernesto "Che" Guevara de la Serna was a doctor. That he enjoyed beating people to death with baseball bats was, I am sure, an aberration.

% Che Guevara was a murderous asshole. I only own a T-shirt with his likeness because I think it would have pissed him off.

Aftermath: what happens when you solve a problem using math.

I don't feel like our relationship ended, I feel like it truncated.

"There is no man at arms who can use courtesy or kindness to face his enemy" - Fiore dei Liberi, 1410

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. -- Gerorge Carlin

Mimes are the ninjas of the clown world.

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