collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

"So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War

Spacing is the only difference between psychotherapist and psycho the rapist.

i'm suprisingly supportive of electroshock. it's just better used if applied to the politicians *AFTER* they are elected. -- heap

"Everyone thinks differently from everyone else, so he behaves differently in combat" -- Joachim Meyer, Kunst des Fechten, 1570

It's not true that I think with my dick. But I do go to it a lot for advice.

"In these modern times, many men are wounded for not having weapons or knowledge of their use." - Achille Marozzo, 1536

YOUR body might be a temple, but MINE is an AMUSEMENT PARK!!! WOOHOO!

In the sword you shall have trust and belief, so that blood runs not over your eyes. -- Hans Talhoffer

You can't spell "analytic" without "anal tic"

Monopoly is more fun if you slip in some custom Chance cards: "Government orders reparations to asians, forfeit 1 railroad property".